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tuesday, july 31 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 30 stories...Dictator Bush Disregards Will Of People, Continues Reign Of Death. 6:55
rant...George's Lament: Don't Bet On Bush As A Two-Term President. 6:00
ask politex...Is The Bush I.Q. Story For Real? 5:55
weekly review...Bush Has Rejected At Least Five International Agreements, Even Leaving Children Behind. 5:55

monday, july 30 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 20 stories...Bush Again Says He Wants To Be Dictator, And Acts Like It With Rigging Of Election, Suppression Of News, Support Of "Exterminator" And "Death Squad" Nominee, Forcing Sales Of Implements Of Death. 8:15
rant...The Real Purpose Of The Bush Missile Plan Is The Military Domination Of Space. 12:10
need to know...And Russia Is Beating Us To the Punch. 12:05
nancy...Faith-Guided Missile System Will Conquer Space For Bush. 12:05
activism...Go Kyoto Group Invites You To Help Them Do What Bush Refuses To Do. Midnight
letters...Bush Watcher Apologizes For Bush To The World Community. Midnight

sunday, july 29 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 30 stories...The Planet Of Bush's Apes Meets The Rising Tide Of The Workers Of Ideaopolis. 7:25
bush lies...Bush Lied About Backing Texas Version Of Patients' Bill Of Rights. 7:25

saturday, july 28 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 20 stories...The Missile Test Was A Phony, Judge Stops Bush Spraying Of People, FCC Works To Rig Next Presidential Election. 8:30
comedy...Bush Vows To Remove Toxic Petroleum From National Parks. 8:30

friday, july 27 at www.bushwatch.com and www.bushnews.com

bush headlines. 33 stories...While Texas Monthly Knows It Was Wrong In Backing Bush, Bush Is Working To Rig His Next Election With FCC/Fox Help. 7:25
need to know...Bush Spraying The Citizens Of Colombia With Deadly Roundup. 4:25
letters...Is This The Most Dangerous Moment In Our Nation's History? 4:20
jenna 'n barb...Special Netscape Edition of Yesterday's Bush Twins Story. 4:20

thursday, july 26

bush lies...Bush Lied To Eurpoean Leaders Last Week About Coming Up With An October Climate Proposal. 8:15
bush headlines. 30 stories...Bush FCC Allows Fox TV To Break Law To Reach 41% Of TV Viewers Through His Next Prez Election. 8:00 7/26/01
letters...Let's Go Kyoto And Tell Bush, "Who Cares What You Think?" 6:40
jenna 'n barb...Jenna Goes LaLa In LA, Barb Eats Under The Stairs Like A "Lout" 6:30
comedy...Dithering Dolt Visits Ducal Digs. 6:30

correction....Based on our title for William Pitt's "Fire On The Mountain," some readers reached the conclusion that he is a "Green Naderite." He wants you to know that this is not the case, since he voted for Gore. We have also replaced a quote from Abraham Lincoln that began the essay in the original manuscript in order to amplify the point that the crux of the story was a call for peace. 6:20

wednesday, july 25

bush headlines. 33 stories....As Carter Lambasts Bush, Bush Hides Smoking Gun On Energy Price Gouging and NYT Reporter Lies About What He Said. 7:20
water cooler...Screw Bush, He's Not Running This Country. 4:30
letters...Bush Globalized Free Trade Is Just More Of His Corporate Exploitation. 4:20
rant...Fire On The Mountain. 4:20

tuesday, july 24

bush headlines. 33 stories....Your Bush Tax Cut Check Turns Out To Be An Advance Against Your 2001 Refund. 8:30
letter...Bush Consideration For Surgeon General Would Work Well As Hitler Youth Director. 8:20
bushlexia...What I Believe, Part 57. 8:00
weekly review...George, Laura, And Barb Visit Europe, But Where's Jenna? 8:00

monday, july 23

bush headlines. 30 stories....Bush's First Six Months Have Proven To Be A Failure, And The Next Six Don't Look Any Better. 8:30
need to know...Bush Uses Legacy Of Original Dr. Strangelove To Usurp War Powers. 8:20
nancy...Today's Smoking Kids Are Tomorrow's Needed Premature Dead. 8:15
nader letters....Nader Didn't Lose The Election For Gore, The Supreme Court Did. 8:00

sunday, july 22

bush headlines. 38 stories..."Public Serpent" Bush Wants Congress To Give Him His Own Private Army, Also Blocks Opposition To Small Arms Trading And Germ Warfare. 8:10
nader letters....Ok, Dems And Naderites Stop Fighting, The Votes Split, And Bush Wins Again. 8:00
comedy....Top Ten Things You Didn't Know About Austin. 8:00

saturday, july 21

bush headlines. 32 stories...Bush Is Neither Churchill Nor Multilateralist, He's Both Harding And Isolating Unilateralist. 7:30
death...Jim Hatfield, Author Of Bush Biography, Commits Suicide. Stories and Comments.

friday, july 20

bush headlines. 35 stories...While Bush And His Policies Crumble, Gore Gets Ready To Rumble. 8:00
letters...Will my $49.92/year Tax Saving Cover Higher Expenses Of Ed, Health, Social Secutity, Etc. Under Bush? 5:35
nader letters...Cats And Dogs Fight While Bush Gloats. 5:30
weekly review...Flawed Missile Test Termed Success By Dr. Strangelove. 5:20

thursday, july 19

bush headlines. 35 stories...A Guide For Europeans To Bush's Outrageous Unpopular Agenda. 7:40
ask politex...Am I Getting A Tax Refund Or What? midnight
nader letters...Ok, No More Fighting. Now What? midnight
unfuzzy math...#41 And #43 Will Meet #44 In 2004. midnight

wednesday, july 18

bush headlines. 30 stories....With Scandals Boiling At Home, Bush Will Face European Buzz Saw On Trip. 7:30
letters...What About The Other Three Million Illegal Aliens Who Aren't Mexican? 6:05
nader letters...Can't We All Just Learn To Get Along? 6:00
missing in action...We're Not At All Surprised That The Three Lowest Presidential I.Q.'s Belong To Junior, Poppy, And The Gipper. 6:00

tuesday, july 17

bush headlines. 30 stories....The Recount Is In And The Big Losers Are The Supreme Court, Clean Air, The Consumer, Civil Rights, And Democracy. 7:45
ask politex...Will Three Million Illegal Mexicans Really Vote For Bush? 5:40
nader letters...Doyle Returns To Cause More Havoc In The Dem Ranks. 5:40
nancy...Bush Compassionate Conservative Sex Police Keeping America Safe. 5:35

monday, july 16

bush headlines. 22 stories....A Fundamentally Corrupt Election, An Unpopular Conservative Resident, And The Beginning Of The Dr. Strangelove Administration. 7:40
need to know...Bush's Master Plan To Usurp War Powers. 12:15
bush military plan...Get The Secret Decoder Ring For Bush's Military Revolution. 12:10
bush lies...Bush Lies About Wanting To Help Children. 12:05
letters...Is It Anti-Semitic To Report What The Newspapers Are Saying In Israel? 12:05
nader letters...Real Nadirites I Met At Rallies Do Not Live Up To Their Rhetoric. midnight

sunday, july 15

bush headlines. 25 stories....While Bush Politicized Pentagon To Get 17 Late Overseas Ballots, 86 Black Absentee Ballots In Orlando Sent 5 Days Prior To Election Were Rejected As Late. 9:25
ask politex...Why Did Bush Watch Link To An "Anti-Semitic Diatribe" From Pravda? 9:20
letters...The Democrats Are A Sinking Ship. Get Used To It. 9:20

saturday, july 14

bush headlines. 25 stories....Bush Fights To Weaken Global Controls Of Biological Weapons, Small Arms, Clean Air, Attacks Cuba To Strengthen Jeb's Florida Campaign. 9:05
ask politex...Why Do You Spend So Much Time On Missile Defense And Not Enough On Human Rights? 9:00
letters...Time For Naderites To Take Personal Responsibility For Bush Victory. 9:00

friday, july 13

bush headlines. 25 stories....Bush Says "Screw You" To Poor Pregnant Women, The Elderly, Catholics, Gays, Human Rights, Mother Nature, And Test Ban, Says "Welcome" To Faith-Based Bigotry, Nuclear Race. 8:00
comedy...Virtual Washington: The Big Six. 7:50
letters...Naderite Says He And Friends "Totally Unrepentant." 7:50

thursday, july 12

bush headlines. 25 stories....Strangelove Lies About Missile Defense, Rove Lies About Anti-Gay Stance, And Bush Lies About Everything. 7:15
first 100 weeks...Stranglove-Bush Signal Plan To Break ABM Treaty By Fall. 5:15
bush lies...Bush On Air Force One Helped Rove Construct Lie About Their Anti-Gay Plan. 4:30
letters...Naderite Friends Express Shame And Regret, Promise Not To Do It Again. 4:20

wednesday, july 11

bush headlines. 27 stories....Bush Hires Another Sleazy Liar For "Ethical" Administration, But Saves Budget Whoppers For Himself. 8:00
water cooler...George W. Bush And The Banality Of Evil. 7:55
letters...Voting For Nader Was A Prayer Of Hope. Was That Naive? 7:45
bushlexia...Raise Your Left Hand And Put Your Right Foot In Your Mouth. 7:45

tuesday, july 10

bush headlines. 35 stories...Bush Has Blood On His Hands, Fraud On His Mind, And Hatred Of Gays In His Heart. 8:00
letter to dubya...Honor and Integrity Is Back. Way Back. 7:55
need to know...Bush Is Staining His Administration With Liars And Backers Of Genocidal Killers. 7:50
two letters...Have Naderites Turned Into Freepers Or Are They Just Naive? 7:45
weekly review...Perhaps Bush Drank A Fifth On The 4th. 7:45

monday, july 9

bush headlines. 27 stories...Bush 41 And 43 History With China: CIA Misinformation Or Corporate Greed? 8:15
need to know...Why Doesn't Bush Do Something About The Poorly Equipped D.C. Police Department? 8:00

sunday, july 8

bush headlines. 25 stories...While Judas Bush Washes His Hands And Looks The Other Way, Will Chinese Be Awarded The Olympics, Having Murdered 1800 Citizens In Three Months? 10:00
letters...Naderite Says He's Mad As Hell And He's Not Going To Take It Any More. 10:00

saturday, july 7

bush headlines. 25 stories...Will Bush Have Little Black Kids Blow Out His Birthday Candles In Kennebunkport Photo-Op? 7:45
letters...Nader, An Egocentric Liar, Drove The Bush Getaway Car. 7:40

friday, july 6

jenna 'n barb...Jenna Gets Slap On The Wrist, Not Father's Get Tough Penalties 3:00 p.m.
bush headlines. 27 stories...Bush Tax Lies Believed By Gullible Moderates, But We'll All Be Paying For Years. 8:20
ask politex...Behind The Scenes At Bush Watch. 8:15

thursday, july 5

bush headlines. 22 stories...Bush Promise Not To Politicize White House Was A Lie. 7:45
blacks...Bush Talk About Reaching Out To Black Voters Is "A Collection Of Lies." 7:40

wednesday, july 4

bush headlines. 22 stories...Nervous Bush Can't Cut The Mustard As Pez, And He Knows It. 8:20
bushlexia...No Man Is An Island, But He Could Be A Nation. 8:15
interviews...Garlic's First Anniversary Special. Midnight

tuesday, july 3

weekly review...Bush Admits Fed Budget Surplus Just Might Disappear. 1:35 p.m.
bush headlines. 22 stories...Closest Bush Aide Wants More Photo Ops, Not Policy Changes, In Face Of Falling Numbers. 8:10
comedy...Cheney Well On His Way To Becoming The First White House Cyborg. 8:05

monday, july 2

bush headlines. 20 stories...Bush Has Lost The Voters Because He's Not Doing His Job. 8:00
rant...Bush Is Offering Us A Dark, Techno-Fascist Future. 7:55
letter to dubya...Bush Praises Beloved Crocodile-In-A-Suit Trent "Thanksa" Lott. 7:55

sunday, july 1

water cooler...Bush No Longer Trusted, Even By Members Of His Own Party. 12:40 p.m.
bush headlines. 30 stories...Bush Has Lost Control Through Arrogance, Ineptitude, And Dishonesty. 10:10

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